Monday, April 29, 2013

Movie Review: "The Big Wedding"


A multifaceted film sprinkled with an all-star cast should expect to thrill any audience with Academy Award winners across the board. However and sadly, Writer and Director Justin Zackham’s seemingly obvious and at most optimistic attempt of pulling off such virtuosity fails miserably and allows itself to be tossed in the Pacific waters as shark food. The clichéd plotline could be mistaken to be stolen straight out of a Judd Apatow romantic comedy (see: disappointment; #majorfail) as it centers a too often and overly portrayed heterosexual couple’s relationship just days before their over-the-top and perfect wedding day. Alejandro (Ben Barnes, The Chronicles of Narnia) and Missy (Amanda Seyfried, Mamma Mia!) are about to be wed meanwhile surrounded by their chaotic to a fault relatives and all their mishaps and dark skies that follow them—for which steers the film in many directions far away from the wedding itself. Alejandro, adopted at a young age to the then married lovers Ellie (Diane Keaton, Something’s Gotta Give) and Don (Robert De Niro, Meet the Parents) has to convince his [Alejandro's] biological mother and sister visiting from his home country that everything in his adopted family is hunky dory, all the while Ellie and Don having to pretend they’re still married under one roof while Don’s mistress Bebe (Susan Sarandon, Thelma & Louise) touts her role as solely the wedding caterer.
(c) 2013 | Two Ton Films and Millennium Films

Siblings are reunited from different career avenues featuring the sister Lyla, (Katherine Heigl, Grey’s Anatomy) a newly pregnant attorney facing the possibility of a failed marriage and brother Jared, (Topher Grace,That 70’s Show) a twenty-nine year old doctor who happens to still be a virgin. The cast also egregiously features Father Moinighan (Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire), the Catholic priest who consecrates the young couple’s marriage.

(c) 2013 | Two Ton Films and Millennium Films
While fairly humorous, the film only mildly stands on its own two feet with a cast more than able to carry out the story in an entertaining fashion. I couldn’t help but to raise my eyebrow a handful of times while the screenwriting takes a very liberal stab at organized religion, often scoffing at Catholic moralities and indelicate gestures towards common world issues. I suggest waiting for this movie to come out to rent or be purchased just for shits and giggles— since it will probably just gather dust among the rest of your collection either digitally or on DVD, as it is a great one-timer movie that could be enjoyed once, maybe twice and that’s about it.



Efficacious acting and a few knee slappers allow this film a rating of 2 out of 5 stars—and because I love Chinese Pugs. Keep this film out of reach from children and the easily offended.

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